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You are probably getting [] tired of work. Well, you are in luck. We have great vendors offering great seminar opportunities with no risk of ever getting your money back! Plus, you pay international rates when you our smelly little boiler room to complain.

In order to assure that your electronic mailbox is filled efficiently, you should choose at least one of these pink pests:

When you sign up for a non-refundable seminar, you might as well go ahead and pick one with a good location. After all, even if the seminar is a load of bollocks, you can still enjoy getting out and dining on the expense account. If the weather is warm, so much the better! And remember, you can count on the best seminars when the promoter is in India.

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Rely on the World Law weaselment: If a seminar is a complete waste of time, or it is canceled too late, good luck getting your money back!
Illustrations are offered purely as motivational aids. There is little likelihood that anyone promoting the seminars in any wise resembles illustrations. The hope is that, while you are the seminar venue, you might find someone local who appears similar to illustrations. Expense-account alcohol may improve attractiveness of local talent.